Phone rings

Person 1:”Ye”

Person 2: “Aw fanks for answerin geezer, know what I mean?”

Person 3: “Gime dat, Where you been fool making us rinse out our credit leaving you messages n that”

Person 2: “Mr Dawes is well on the war path with you bruv, yeh?”

Person 1: “Cause of the bag and that?”

Person 2: “What bag? cause you missed a lesson you cheat”

Person 3: “gimme dat, the bag weren’t a problem, Tegsy never mentioned it, he bottled it, oi you commin over to mine later to play computer?”

Person 1: “Nah man I’m at home now I got business I gotta run”

Person 3: “What Business!?”

Person 1: “Business that minds it own, I’m out.”